The entire Internet...

Everything on the Internet, was not enough to keep me entertained today. I finished what I wanted to on my dissertation fairly early, so I decided to take the rest of the afternoon off. You know, just waste time and chill. But no. Later, I went back to it out of sheer boredom.

Basically I was so unmotivated that I couldn't motivate myself to stay unmotivated. Which meant that I ended up being motivated. Does that make any sense?

I think I just really need to go outside.

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Though I did find this and this and this. Each of which definitely made me smile.