How to speak English

This is where I'll share whatever new words/phrases I'm learning. Maybe they'll help you fit in when you come visit me. Or maybe they'll just give you a good laugh.

Either way, check back here periodically to for your English (slang) lesson.

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Ace - Great, wonderful, brilliant; Sheila, my flatmate (and someone who uses it frequently), defines it this like this: "It is just...awesome."

Bagsy - As in, "bagsy that;" meaning dibs or shotgun.

Bang out of order - Crossing the line; behaving badly or doing something you shouldn't do.

Barbecue -  A grill or a cookout; doesn't necessarily (doesn't often) involve BBQ sauce.

Bin - Trash can

Biscuit - A cookie

Boot - Trunk (of a vehicle).

Braces - Suspenders

Brill - Short for brilliant; as in, "That's brill," meaning great, awesome, perfect, etc.

Butty - Sandwich

Call - To visit; as in, "I'll call up in a bit."

Can't be bothered - As in, "I can't be bothered to..." meaning it's not worth the effort or you just don't care enough to do something.

Cellotape - Scotch tape (the clear stuff).

Chav/chavy - This one's hard to explain in one sentence, but it's basically a person (typically teenaged) who clearly thinks he's really cool, but his clothes/actions prove otherwise; there's a whole Wikipedia article about these types (and pictures make it clearer!), so I'll just refer you there.

Cheers - Thanks

Chips - French fries

Chuffed - Pleased or delighted

Click - Snap; like the sound you make with your finger and thumb.

College - Classes between high school and university that we don't have in the States; this caused a lot of confusion my first few days; here college ≠ university.

Cornflour - Cornstarch

Crisps - Potato chips

Dressing gown - Bathrobe

Drink driving - Drunk driving, just as you'd expect. But it sounds weird to me.

Elevenses - Tea/coffee time with cakes, typically around 11am.

Faff about/around - To waste time doing something unnecessary.

Fairy cake - A cupcake

Fancy dress - As in, "fancy dress store"; costume (NOT gowns/tuxes).

Fell off the back of a lorry - Stolen goods

Fit to burst - Full

Fitty - A particularly attractive ("fit") individual.

Flat - Apartment

Fresher - Short for freshman; at Kingston, you can sign up to be a Freshers' Angel and help the new kids adjust. (Baylor friends, think Welcome Week leaders.)

Full stop - Period (as in the punctuation mark).

Get a wriggle on - Hurry up.

Gobsmacked - Shocked

Go off - Go bad or spoil; as in, "I have some milk that will go off tomorrow." (Always makes me think of exploding produce...)

Gutted - Really upset; as in, "I was gutted when..."

Haitch - Common pronunciation of the letter 'H' (with a hard 'h' instead of a silent one).

"Half eight" - 8:30 (can swap eight for nine, or ten, or eleven, etc.) 

High school - Junior high; again, caused a lot of confusion.

Hiya - Hello

Hob - Stove top/burner

Hole in the wall - An ATM

Ill - Not feeling well; sick (but see 'sick').

Jacket potato - Baked potato

Jelly - Gelatin/Jello; not the stuff you use for a PB&J

Jumper - A sweater/pullover.

Knackered - Completely exhausted.

Lad - Guy; now this one's obvious, but I had no idea how often it'd be used.

Lash - As in, "going out on the lash;" going out and getting drunk.

Lie in - (or, "have a lie in); sleep in

Lift - Elevator; harder to find than you might expect here in the UK. And, by "harder," I mean almost impossible.

Lob the gob - To kiss, often unexpectedly (disclaimer: Fiona's the only one I've heard say this, so it might be an Irish -- or just a Fiona -- thing.)

Lorry - Truck

Mate - Friend

Mince - Ground beef

Mobile - Cell phone

Mutton dressed as lamb - Those older mom types who don't realize they're no longer 21 and have got the wardrobe to prove it.

Note - The equivalent of a dollar (or other) bill; as in a ten pound note.

Off his/her face - Drunk

On about - Talking about; as in, "They were on about it last night."

Pants - Underwear

Peckish - Hungry, needing something to munch on; as in, "I'm feeling a bit peckish, so I'm going to have some chips."

Petrol - Gas, like what you'd put in your car.

Pissed - Drunk (not angry)

Plasters - Adhesive bandages, like a Band-Aid.

Pop in/up/by - To visit; as in, "I'll pop in to see you."

Porridge - Oatmeal

Pram - Stroller

Proper - An adjective that intensifies (like "very"); as in "He's a proper chav"; interchangeable with "well" or "right"

Pre-lash - Getting drunk before going out; saves money, apparently.

Pudding - A general term for dessert.

Pull - To attract the attention of someone of the opposite sex -- basically, you're out hoping to meet someone and some random guy or girl ends up taking a liking to you; as in, "Grab your purse, you've pulled."

Pumps - or "plimsolls"; NOT high heels -- basically flat soled canvas type shoes (disclaimer: Hannah, my flatmate, is the only person I've ever heard refer to them as such).

Queuing - Standing in line; it seems to be all the rage here.

Quid - £1 (one pound)

Ring/rang - Call/called; as in, "Ring me later," or "I rang home."

Rubbish - Trash

Shocking - Terrible/awful; not synonymous with surprising.

Sick - If you were sick, it means you actually threw up, as in, "I had food poisoning and was sick."

Slag - A girl who sleeps around (or at least dresses like she would).

Smart - Dressed nicely; stylish

Sound - Good

Squash - Concentrated juice you add to water to give it flavor.

Squirty cream - Whipped cream from a can.

Stone - (1) Unit of weight equaling 14 lbs; (2) A pit, like in a peach.

Suncream - Sunscreen

Suspenders - Women's garter belts

Swimming costume - Swimsuit

Ta - Thanks

Tache - Short for mustache; like "stache" but no 's'.

Take away - To go; a good phrase to know when ordering coffee.

Take the piss/mickey - To ridicule or give a hard time.

Talent - Good looks; when someone is "scouting for talent," they're just looking to see if there's anyone particularly attractive around.

Tart - Not just the dessert -- Can also mean a flirtatious person.

Tenner - A ten pound note; can also be said of a five pound note (fiver), etc.

Tea - The drink, obviously. But it can also mean dinner; as in "Don't forget to defrost some chicken for your tea tonight."

Tick - Check (like when you select yes or no on a form). 

Till - Cash register.

Tosser - An idiot.

Trolley - Cart; shopping, luggage, etc. I've found that many UK shopping sites have "trolley" instead of "shopping cart" up at the top where you click to checkout.

Tutor - Professors/lecturers; not fellow students who are paid peanuts to teach you how to correctly punctuate a sentence.

Uni - Short for university; as in, "I'll meet you at uni later."

Vest - Undershirt

Washing up liquid - Dish soap

xx - Those little x's at the end of messages are kisses. So when you see three, don't immediately think inappropriate for minors.

You alright? - A greeting; in place of, "Hi" or "How are you?"; NOT the implied "You look terrible," that you get in the States when you forget to shower...not that I ever do that.

Zed - The letter 'z'

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